Hoow te world was start and is end

1 day in space morgan freeemann was sit. He look up and say "I shood make earth". He too k an axe and choppped sum trees. He made earth but was stop frum putting Obama on it when Nicolas Cage riding a bear appeared and say "Not yet". Morgan sais kk bruh and flies away. On eart, Christopher Walken an Streve Buscemie was surfing until Steve HARVEY SHARK APPEAR AND kill every1 and skrub there. Steve harvey faces was placed all over eart and earth exploded. Now, on egypt remains with dr fill, rick from pon strs an sanic an shrek. The spoopy scary seletons also live and illumanti is confirmed. What do you guys think happened? btw i read all of this in a history book.